A drummer is playing ...

A drummer is playing a live gig, but keeps speeding up and slowing down. The singer is so fed up that he stops halfway through a song and shouts at the drummer "Do you know what TIME is?!" The drummer says "Sure. It's my favourite magazine."

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A drummer, sick of all the ...

A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I`d like to look at the accordions, please."The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there."After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I`d like the big red one in the corner."The store owner looks at him and says, "You`re a drummer, aren`t you?"The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"The store owner says, "That `big red accordion` is the radiator."

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Why do bands have...

Q.Why do bands have bass players?
A.To translate for the drummer.

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Did you hear about...

Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?It took two hours to get the drummer out.


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What did the drummer ...

Q.What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A.Drool.